illkim:

"Mom can we get McDonalds?"

"Eat what’s in the fridge"

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iamtheawesomestme:

mad-maddie:

zerogoukki:

thundercrumbs:

selfiekween:

MY MAiN GOAL iS TO BLOW UP AND ACT LiKE i DON’T KNOW NOBODY

he laughs like waluigi

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHARKBAIT SHIT I’M SO SCARED AND UPSET BECAUSE OF THIS JAWS 3: ATTACK OF THE WHITE MAN BULLSHIT

australia really changed rin

there’s Free!

fabledquill:

darlingwanderer:

colouredking:

takealltheseats:

colouredking:

herpes sounds like the name of a greek god

thats because it seriously is 1 letter away

um lol i don’t remember any greek gods named gerpes learn ur history

HERMES YOU ASSHOLE

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HERE HE IS WITH HIS DICK AND HIS CROWN AND HIS DAMN CAPE

all hail gerpes

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chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

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fifty shades of awful

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JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

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puff-to-tuff:

These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.

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multifandom-dumass:

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

I love how the guy holding the basketball doesn’t even move the slightest little bit. He’s seen this all before and he’s tired of the same old shit.

multifandom-dumass:

captoring:

noelle-washere:

niggas-with-weaves:

megustamemes:

This guy can spin anything on his finger.

I’m still laughing at the fucking mattress omg

It’s actually the cushion that goes missing from under his ass.

the fact the other guy is just holding a basketball right there like they just took it away from him and now he’s trying to find replacements cause he is an addict

I love how the guy holding the basketball doesn’t even move the slightest little bit. He’s seen this all before and he’s tired of the same old shit.

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cracked:

No, that’s not one of the plagues of Egypt. It’s actually creepier.
6 Dazzling Sights in Nature (Caused by Human Stupidity)

#6. A River of Poison Blood
The Rio Tinto (Red River) in Spain has had a shitty time ever since humanity turned up. We’re not indulging in hyperbole, here; Homo sapiens have been dumping pollutants in the river for over 5,000 years, a number you may recognize as five times the combined duration of the Roman Empire and the Egyptian Empire. … The area was first mined by the Iberians and Tartessians in the third millennium B.C., and it remains a viable source of copper even today. Over time, it acquired its characteristic red color from heavy metals that crept in as a side effect of mining. The color’s not all that trickled in, either. The river is actually even more lethal than its uninviting appearance suggests. The pH of the water hovers around 2, placing it on par with stomach acid. Yes, Rio Tinto could literally digest you.

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cracked:

No, that’s not one of the plagues of Egypt. It’s actually creepier.

6 Dazzling Sights in Nature (Caused by Human Stupidity)

#6. A River of Poison Blood

The Rio Tinto (Red River) in Spain has had a shitty time ever since humanity turned up. We’re not indulging in hyperbole, here; Homo sapiens have been dumping pollutants in the river for over 5,000 years, a number you may recognize as five times the combined duration of the Roman Empire and the Egyptian Empire. … The area was first mined by the Iberians and Tartessians in the third millennium B.C., and it remains a viable source of copper even today. Over time, it acquired its characteristic red color from heavy metals that crept in as a side effect of mining. The color’s not all that trickled in, either. The river is actually even more lethal than its uninviting appearance suggests. The pH of the water hovers around 2, placing it on par with stomach acid. Yes, Rio Tinto could literally digest you.

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kindofsharethat:

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relahvant:

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

this guy is my hero

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moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

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tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

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